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{"type":"standard","title":"Live-Loud-Alive: Loudness in Tokyo","displaytitle":"Live-Loud-Alive: Loudness in Tokyo","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6654423","titles":{"canonical":"Live-Loud-Alive:_Loudness_in_Tokyo","normalized":"Live-Loud-Alive: Loudness in Tokyo","display":"Live-Loud-Alive: Loudness in Tokyo"},"pageid":26091699,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/84/Loudness_-_Live%2C_Loud%2C_Alive.jpg","width":319,"height":313},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/84/Loudness_-_Live%2C_Loud%2C_Alive.jpg","width":319,"height":313},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1263222124","tid":"1cc4bb6d-badc-11ef-b939-2bb61d366bc1","timestamp":"2024-12-15T12:00:01Z","description":"1983 live album by Loudness","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live-Loud-Alive%3A_Loudness_in_Tokyo","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live-Loud-Alive%3A_Loudness_in_Tokyo?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live-Loud-Alive%3A_Loudness_in_Tokyo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Live-Loud-Alive%3A_Loudness_in_Tokyo"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live-Loud-Alive%3A_Loudness_in_Tokyo","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Live-Loud-Alive%3A_Loudness_in_Tokyo","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live-Loud-Alive%3A_Loudness_in_Tokyo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Live-Loud-Alive%3A_Loudness_in_Tokyo"}},"extract":"Live-Loud-Alive: Loudness in Tokyo is the first live album by the Japanese band Loudness. It was recorded and released in 1983. The instrumental track \"Tusk of Jaguar\" appears on Akira Takasaki's first solo album with the same name. The opening theme is taken from \"The Planets\" by Gustav Holst, performed by the Orchestre National de l'Opera de Montecarlo, conducted by Antonio de Almeida. The home video release of another concert of the same tour was released as the band's first live VHS/Beta and Laserdisc at almost the same time of the double LP and with the same title. The video was remastered and re-released in DVD in 2005.","extract_html":"
Live-Loud-Alive: Loudness in Tokyo is the first live album by the Japanese band Loudness. It was recorded and released in 1983. The instrumental track \"Tusk of Jaguar\" appears on Akira Takasaki's first solo album with the same name. The opening theme is taken from \"The Planets\" by Gustav Holst, performed by the Orchestre National de l'Opera de Montecarlo, conducted by Antonio de Almeida. The home video release of another concert of the same tour was released as the band's first live VHS/Beta and Laserdisc at almost the same time of the double LP and with the same title. The video was remastered and re-released in DVD in 2005.
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