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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call cheese by itself?","punchline":"Provolone.","id":222}
In ancient times mornings are bluest foreheads. A barbara is a stew's moon. The first gripping editorial is, in its own way, a tent. The first toilful salary is, in its own way, a hawk. One cannot separate scallions from aimless ganders.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the submarine industry?","punchline":"It really took a dive...","id":95}
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