{"type":"general","setup":"What was a more important invention than the first telephone?","punchline":"The second one.","id":262}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?","punchline":"To prove that he was framed!","id":317}
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{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did one nut say as he chased another nut?","punchline":"I'm a cashew!","id":160}
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":319}
{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
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